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Another Batman: Arkham Asylum trailer – featuring Harley Quinn!

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Looks like Dr. Harleen Quinzel has changed her black and red get-up quite a bit.  Could the new look have possibly worked out in Chris Nolan’s Dark Knight universe?  Take a look.

June 23rd, 2009.  Save the date.

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Enter BANE! New Batman: Arkham Asylum Trailer released

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How incredibly sick does this game look?  With the footage we’ve seen so far, it seems like “Batman: Arkham Asylum” may indeed have a fighting chance of becoming the champion of all Batman games ever.  Let’s just hope this doesn’t pull an Assassin’s Creed on us, as decent as that game was.

“Batman: Arkham Asylum” hits the Playstation 3, X-Box 360, and PC on June 23rd.

“Where The Wild Things Are” Trailer

“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” Trailer

This book was easily one of my favorites as a kid because of its metaphorical overtures into the discussion on the potential abolition of global environmental trends by satirizing apocalyptic conditions via surrealistic depictions of descending foodstuffs onto public landscapes, literally, and into the public conscience, figuratively.

Also, it had flying pancakes. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why was this movie made? Nvm, I see a 20th Century Fox logo in the bottom right corner of these dreadful TV spots

dragonball-evolution2How do you even remotely pitch such a project to a major studio?  Oh, right…this is Twentieth Century Fox we’re talking about.  Those producers will buy into anything as long as it appears marketable.  Who cares who directs it, writes it, or even acts in it?  Hire Chow Yun Fat – he’ll take anything these days, as long as it tops Bulletproof Monk, right?  What, Justin Chatwin isn’t muscular enough for the part of Goku?  Pshh, what do you think this is, Batman Begins?  Uh oh, fans are complaining about Piccolo not being green…Floyd, I need you to do a color change on this pointy-eared alien so we can make more money on this movie.

Boy, I hope this studio’s at least somewhat satisfied that the money they’ve cheated off of “Watchmen” will make up for at least some of the devastating losses this movie will suffer in its first weekend…day…hour as fans make the intelligent decision to walk out of the theater 10 minutes in.  Alright, Bulma and Chi Chi look pretty hot, I’ll give them that, but this movie…eh, not so (psst…it’s online…google around for it if you dare!).  Seriously, Fox.  This is insulting of you to actually expect audiences to pay for and sit through this movie, as you did for a movie you distributed a couple weeks back titled “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li” (I admit that I regretfully sat through that…oh, man…).

Well, Fox, you did bring us two amazing TV shows called “24” and “House”, and from that, we at AngryWeb have managed to garner an iota of sympathy to do a little promoting of your little movie, after all your failed attempts at professional filmmaking.  Our further condolences go out to the UK, which now has to suffer from the commercial broadcasting of these 5 character spots for “Dragonball Evolution”.  For those who are actually shaking in their pants to see this r-evolutionary epic, “Dragonball Evolution” hits theaters April 18.  Hey, I’m sure it’ll be “The #1 Movie in America”!

The new “Batman: Arkham Asylum” trailer

“Batman: Arkham Asylum” will be released on the Playstation 3, X-Box 360, and PC.  The release date is expected to be around Q2, 2009.

Here’s the PS3 cover art:

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Voila…the new Terminator Salvation Trailer as shown at WonderCon

Does this look sweet or what?