Michael has big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin, but is in for a shock when the new, no-nonsense Vice President has some ideas of his own. Meanwhile, Jim’s prank on Dwight has some unexpected results.
“The Office” – Season 5, Episode 17 – “Golden Ticket”
Michael causes a huge problem in the office when he comes up with the idea to put “golden tickets” into packages of paper for clients to redeem for discounts. Andy, Jim, and Pam give Kevin differing advice on wooing a woman.
Michael Scott: You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.
– “Gay Witch Hunt”
Jan’s lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan’s lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That’s what she said.
Jan’s lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That’s what she said.
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“The Office” – Season 5, Episode 15 – “Lecture Circuit, Part Two”
Michael and Pam continue their tour of the branches with Michael taking a lesson from their visit to Utica. Dwight and Jim struggle to fulfill their new party planning duties with a grumpy staff. Angela’s new cat causes a stir.
Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.
Ryan: I don’t think– I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I’m sorry. What is, ‘we’re fine’?
– from “Fun Run”, episode 4.01
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought–
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
“The Office” – Season 5, Episode 13 – “Stress Relief”
After Dwight’s fire safety seminar goes awry, he must make amends to the stressed-out office. Michael tries a number of ways to get his employees to relax before discovering that he is the number one stressor at work. So that people won’t feel afraid of him, he insists on a no-holds-barred roast of himself. Also, while watching a pirated movie, Andy is convinced that Jim and Pam are film gurus.
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