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The AW Poll – “The Office” 5.17


“The Office” – Season 5, Episode 17 – “Golden Ticket”

Michael causes a huge problem in the office when he comes up with the idea to put “golden tickets” into packages of paper for clients to redeem for discounts. Andy, Jim, and Pam give Kevin differing advice on wooing a woman.


Michael Scott: You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.

– “Gay Witch Hunt”

Jan’s lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan’s lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That’s what she said.
Jan’s lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That’s what she said.

– “The Deposition”

“The Office” airs tonight at 9/8c on NBC.