“24″ – Season 7, Episode 8 – “3:00 pm-4:00 pm”
Jack and the team go to the White House for a meeting with President Taylor. Dubaku threatens the first family.
“24″ airs tonight at 9/8c on Fox.
Jokes About Jack:
Sure, we’ve all had some exposure to the constant barrage of Chuck Norris jokes which burst onto the social scene several years back – but, honestly, these jokes just seem to be losing their sheen these days with their hackneyed, often formulaic, usage. So what do we do now? Well…how about the Jack Bauer joke? Enjoy…
Vin Diesel can be rearranged to say “I end lives.” Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say “Jack Bauer,” which means the same thing.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer’s seat she would move to the back
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer’s attacks!
Don’t even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar…
Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Harry Houdini is the world’s second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy’s neck in order to escape.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.